A formation issue has recently come to our attention - it seems you have sworn allegiance to the dark side - UNC - and all its rampant anti-Catholic teachings and idealogies. Not to mention all their preppy clothes and better than thou tendencies.
You may want to take this issue to prayer and to your spiritual director - or consider transferring to the Unitarian Universalist Seminary at the nearest New Age Crystal Shop.
Your in Christ, Brad Watkins Assistant to the Director of Vocations Roman Catholic Diocese of Raleigh
BDx2,NCSU '93 (I have chosen the better part)
MFA,UNC-CH '97 (A very dark period of my life - but what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger)
UPDATE: 11.12.07 For all my Carolina friends out there...
OHHHHHH the blasphemy! I hate to say it, Brad, really I do -- but I think this calls for an "anathema sit"!
ReplyDeleteGO HEELS!!
Ryan Elder
B.A., UNC 2007
First Pre-Theology, St. Charles Seminary
Diocese of Raleigh
Dear Seminarian Elder,
ReplyDeleteA formation issue has recently come to our attention - it seems you have sworn allegiance to the dark side - UNC - and all its rampant anti-Catholic teachings and idealogies. Not to mention all their preppy clothes and better than thou tendencies.
You may want to take this issue to prayer and to your spiritual director - or consider transferring to the Unitarian Universalist Seminary at the nearest New Age Crystal Shop.
Your in Christ,
Brad Watkins
Assistant to the Director of Vocations
Roman Catholic Diocese of Raleigh
BDx2,NCSU '93 (I have chosen the better part)
MFA,UNC-CH '97 (A very dark period of my life - but what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger)